Welcome to my Crib!

Ahhhh...welcome, welcome to Fantasy Island, I make your dream come true. Forgive me, homes, I've been busy modeling for MTV Cribs, check it...
look into my eyes, no deeper, man!
k here I'm gettin' jiggy wit my posse. See the da pig she like massages.

uh what! no cheez for Nacho, dats unbelievable!
huhhh.. sooo bored, the pig left she left me alone wit the bat, wha I'm I gonna do wit a bat.
You talkin' ta me, you talkin' ta me, say it wit respects, homes.
Nah! nah! I told you already da Bat and da Pig are wit me. Don't even look at 'em.
ahhhh this the life, homes...